Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

#Wasted once more in Daiquiritaville #

Absolutely. I want you and your pals to go away to Camp David...

[ Angry Shouting ]

Thanks. Bart! You bought us some time. What can I do to thank you?

Now in conclusion. my administration will focus on the three R's:

If I'm gonna bail the country out, I'll have to raise taxes.

- What? - Please.just go. They've taken the Visitors Center!

- Aw. crap! - ''It's in our mighty rivers. our majestic''-

[ Gagging. Gasping ]

But you traded your amplifier for a boogie board.

Dude. you know I'm good for it. I'll have plenty of money when my lawsuit pays off.

Oh. yeah. I never should've had that trendy laser surgery.

So here's a Captain Bart original.

Hi, Simon. You got a new job.

- Not a firecracker! - Hey! I bought it from a guy on your reservation.

All right. Geez.

Y'mean president Chaz Bono?

Bart. you're never gonna grow up if I keep bailing you out.

Dude. I know. I left a message with some guy named Hans.

[ Clears Throat ]

Oh. no. I've got half a beer in there. and Bewitched is on.

write up a report on coolness

Come on. Every president gets three secret murders.

Damn straight. And I'm here to tell ya you've been sent on a wild goose chase.

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I’m so The End

You sure are. But hey!

Bleh! This virtual fudge tastes like crap.

She knows what time dinner is. [ Chomping ]

- Legalize it. - Legalize what?