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What happened to you, man? You used to be cool
- Fiscal solvency. - Oh. Yeah. Me too.
Well. I do have this robotic prostate.
# Daylight come and you want-a my tape #
- Hey. maybe I could sue 'em! - [ Groans ]
Oh. But Bart could screw everything up.
The fire has more wisdom to impart to you.
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
There's only one way out of this mess.
That's why today I'm proposing a temporary refund adjustment.
- Rip-off!. - Get off the stage!
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Refund? Hey. sounds good to me.
Well. what better place to celebrate your recovery...
What? Too soon?
Oh! I'm tired of giving you money.
Yes. I am proud to be America's first straight female president.
I want you to play my demo tape in the background while you're yakkin' about whatever.
[ Excited Shouting ]
You should've thought of that before you dropped out of the DeVry Institute.
[ Laughs ] Don't leave me hanging. Greenspan!
- We're not giving you money. - Oh. but I want some.
Here's a coupon for some crab claws.
- Hey. y'all ready to party? - [ Electrical Crackling ]
It's going to rain. Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy!
The bugs are firmly in charge.
[FEEDBACK SQUEALING] [SCREAMING]
- Hey. where's Maggie? - Here she is!
I'm afraid it looks pretty grim. We're gonna have to give them the amber waves of grain...
- Can we skinny-dip? - At Camp David? Sure!
I invited you guys here to help me with this report. Any ideas?
- Okay. [ Grunts ] - [ Explodes ]