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- That's literally everything I've ever wanted to hear.
Like, perhaps providing insider information
- It couldn't hurt for Bumper
- I mean, this Klaus guy seems perfect.
* Come jump in, be my friend *
and change our song.
- He has a point.
[vocalizing]
on the way back from birdwatching excursions.
both: * I gave birth at the circus *
- So last night when I didn't have sex with Gisela--
* Lest your voice has no cred... *
She came on to me after we had drinks.
Yeah, I'm not gonna do this.
He just goes by Klaus, like Banksy.
- Well, if you're going to drown your sorrows
- He never really did normal father stuff with us.
- To be honest, I considered it.
- I would have missed you guys too.
every time I see him, but he won't.
- Oh, Heidi, I do see you as a peer.
- That was a yes. - Okay.
and where has it gotten you?
and we watch our favorite American reality show,
Yeah, shake on it, cool. - Wait, so is that a yes?
I've had sex.
She was being weird last time I saw her.
- [gasps] I should go.
'cause you didn't think I was cool enough.
* I'll be patient 'cause I know it's on the way *
- [in Southern accent] Howdy, do you like my stripes?
I finally thought that we were on the same page
But how do we make it cool?
All the greats have videos.
then maybe you should consider the options
* But they don't know my name *
[ominous music]
* I'm in love with Heidi *
- [gasps]