Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What does that one say, Ned?
It's the tabloids. Everybody, run.
Sam, he's got a point.
Because I can't pray for her Without the right name
And that's good enough for me.
I'm sorry for the disguise, Ned. I don't wanna cause a commotion.
You know, I planted that crystal meth just to meet you.
Homer, Sara wants us to have S-E-X.
- Sure. - Oh, man, this is going right on eBay.
It came out again.
Where do you think I learned to do this?
I know. And it doesn't get any easier from here.
...to see lions and giraffes and monkeys and Santa and gorillas and...
Well, I'm all set too.
Oh, forgive my language. But, uh, I'm one happy camper.
Oh, come on. No one misses a handshake that badly.
I haven't felt this good since we stole the 2000 election.
Miss Sloane, I loved you in Sleeping with Pinocchio...
Ah, well, Sea Captain, looks like you and I are sailing solo tonight?
My libido has been terminated.
Who the hell is Mr. Flanders?
And told you I love you
- I think she's in France or something. - Hmm.
Oh, so it is.
I'm as real as the nose on your face.
No. It's a nice change from all the actors I usually date.
D'oh! Ah!
And yet you're not gay.