Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They've never been happier before. Somebody's never been happier before. Someone's never been happier before. Everybody's never been happier before. Everyone's never been happier before.

The public may not see me naked but you just might.

I didn't know there were people like you left in the world.

- Cramps. - All my friends are dead.

...we can give up our seats to some old people.

Uh, that's me as a greaser, emperor of China, Eleanor Roosevelt...

Now, let's go around the room and analyze why we didn't read it.

I think she needs a diaper change.

Exact-a-tically-tacally.

And, um... Oh, there's our ladies' book club. Sara, you're welcome to come.

So anyway, uh, hmm, your movie's wrapping up soon.

You wanna get married?

- Ugh, cut. - Sir, there's no reason...

What a sight. It happens every year...

Excuse me. Are you open?

"Owner's marital status"?

- Well, I can't see the harm. - With a brandy glaze?

Daddy, why is everyone so happy the jellyfish are back?

You guys are jamming.

For each year, on the third Tuesday of May sweeps...

You know, I grew up in a house like this.

...from Modern Sandcastle Magazine.

Sir, would you ask your sweetheart to sign her autograph for me?

I mean, who will buy the cow when you get the milk for free?

Last thing I bought for a lady was a casket.