Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Seymour, we've got to have a band. - Fine. But no cake.

Yup. Why would that Twinkie wanna go out with a Ding Dong like me?

Sweet words I long to whisper

Flanders. Can't a man just drink alone on a Wednesday morning?

I'm no Arthur Miller or Lyle Lovett.

Once again we celebrate Springfield's most beloved event.

If you ride with a friend, you can save 20 bucks.

I've got a date with a movie star?

Sure you do. And I'm going apple picking with Scooby-Doo.

Uh, number one: Sara, is it true you shoplifted a kayak?

I was hoping we could use this audio cassette.

Sara, I hate to say it, but your top's upstaging the Pops.

They've never been happier.

Well, guess I might as well head back to my store.

As long as they bought the book, I'll get the money.

This dress just creates the illusion of nudity.

...I guess this ain't gonna have a happy ending. I'm sorry.

"Form of business"?

And right away I'm stunned

Well, yeah. She's had more stars on her than Lisa's homework.

- You don't know who I am, do you? - I sure do.

...I would cry like a baby who was just hit by a hammer.