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Let's go find POTUS.
The eggs are back in the basket!
Yeah! Semper fucking fee.
He's mad as an ox.
At least she got to lie down, right?
Never mind. I'm gonna go.
He had a pro-strike hawk boner the size of Jonah.
for waiving executive privilege
That's great. For us, I mean.
Here you are, Madam Vice President.
so you can stuff me inside of it
Selina can't use that now. We need another word.
What's going on?
and some guy in the hospital with locked-in syndrome.
- Your response needs to be what? - Robust.
No, that's too aggressive. We don't want to say that.
in a bathtub full of rose petals.
Talkin to Kina be like…
Any less and they will be flaccid and damp
One second.
Please stop saying that, ma'am.
Yeah?
Thank you.
That I will bear true faith...
- Beg pardon? - Your fishing.
And you don't hear it often, like bumptious.
Do you not have measures in place to prevent
that those who challenge our freedoms
That's the last thing on anyone's mind today. Come on.
Bring me my cerise-colored binder, Jonah.
- ...so help me God. - ...so help me God.
I’m the boy named Sue
This is why I told her to be dull.
I’m the boy named Sue
Or to Lara Croft here for that matter.
Yeah, perhaps not, but we all work for the president.
Yes, ma'am. His left leg, ma'am.
was held at the exact same level as the previous year.
Actually, ma'am, I had some ideas about some opportunities here.
And saying different words means what?
See how much heat I just created.
Sit down, Sue.
Are you actually questioning my qualifications, George?
- I'm Ruby. - Oh, Ruby.