Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Behold the delightful unicorn I got at the face painting pavilion.

That's okay. His cute little hands can't even fit around my neck. He...

I heard you. I was calling my secretary.

Now to win back my son in comfort and style.

I just wish there was some way to get back at my dad.

Darn it. I keep pouring juice for five.

I know this looks bad, but if you reverse it, Daddy's a hero.

For the past week, I've been carrying around this bag of sugar.

- Cool guy, Tony Hawk. - Bart, you know Tony Hawk?

no money here and here

Dude, that was a tattoo parlor.

Yeah, I make up words too.

Could the stenographer please read the previous statement? Scooter (1985) - S04 E22 Jeffy Is Murdered May 11, 1989

Up next on the halfpipe, boarding legend Tony Hawk.

This isn't "Bart Sad." It's "Bart's Ad."

Bart, the larynx is not a plaything.

Mr. Simpson, your son alleges that you have an anger-management problem.

Aw, that's so sweet.

Could the stenographer please read the previous statement?

And I'm gonna make it, world.

Sorry. I just wanna win my son back so badly.

Oh, Steve, you're everything a girl could want.

I want a divorce from my parents.

- He's suffered enough. - Yeah. But on the other hand...