Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Or your honeymoon. Whatever.

when you started to go on this toilet

You're welcome.

because there's nothing teachers love more than not going home.

Yeah. It's what you are.

Don't edit that. It's because...

Did she fucking say yes, and you were so goddamn surprised you took a shit on her?

Oh, and look at the time. We got to warm up some cookies.

Perfect! Now everybody freeze.

I don't want to brag, but I've probably had

- _ - Uh-oh. You look tense.

I'm working on a screenplay.

Sorry, I'm just a little rattled.

What if, um, I do it, too?

Hey, hey. This is better, right?

About going in buckets wherever she is,

But you should poop. But have fun.

Bobby, I've been thinking.

On purpose you want it to happen

I'm full of so many laxatives, Dad.

I could blow at any second.

These fingers are ready to tickle some pickles!

at the aquarium won't be so bad.

You were forced to watch the rod fellows movie, then the drill breaker scene came on and your ass broke?

you'll be helping me feed the sharks.

Oh, what fucking breed is that?

Then we'll grab some fish food.

I mean, the sharks sound great. It's just that,

So, uh, that's great.

Yeah, my dad never wanted to talk about poo-poo or love

this Friday is the overnight class lock-in

Maybe we should give her some space.

- This is my nightmare. - Yeah, um, hey...

to Grandma and Grandpa, right?

And I have that issue, too.

I'll go on the overnight, come back,