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I mean, the sharks sound great. It's just that,
On purpose you want it to happen
you'll be helping me feed the sharks.
But you should poop. But have fun.
Like... you.
to Grandma and Grandpa, right?
I'm full of so many laxatives, Dad.
this Friday is the overnight class lock-in
Aah!
Did she fucking say yes, and you were so goddamn surprised you took a shit on her?
Sorry, I'm just a little rattled.
Bobby, I've been thinking.
Oh, what fucking breed is that?
I could blow at any second.
You're welcome.
Then we'll grab some fish food.
I don't want to brag, but I've probably had
And I have that issue, too.
Aah!
- Dad? - Yeah?
I'll go on the overnight, come back,
Don't edit that. It's because...
- _ - Uh-oh. You look tense.
It's too sad.
What if, um, I do it, too?
Oh, and look at the time. We got to warm up some cookies.
I'm working on a screenplay.
Oh, wow. Yup.
Or your honeymoon. Whatever.
These fingers are ready to tickle some pickles!
So, uh, that's great.
Yeah, my dad never wanted to talk about poo-poo or love
Yeah. It's what you are.
when you started to go on this toilet
Ugh, fine.
because there's nothing teachers love more than not going home.
at the aquarium won't be so bad.
Maybe we should give her some space.
Perfect! Now everybody freeze.
You were forced to watch the rod fellows movie, then the drill breaker scene came on and your ass broke?
Hey, hey. This is better, right?
About going in buckets wherever she is,
- This is my nightmare. - Yeah, um, hey...