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If you're too scared to feed the sharks,
But you're not worried about the aquarium overnight.
Yup. Nothing came out.
♪ 50 years of marriage, no, your love's not fickle ♪
Uh, excuse me.
This one has a picture of an old man on it.
It kind of seems like we're just doing their banana video.
Uh, what are we looking at?
- Won't be so bad? - Yeah. Maybe.
and my stomach hurt and I was miserable.
But then I got really nervous about going to the dance.
Okay, brainstorm. We know we can do better than that.
We don't have to talk about it.
we're gonna shoot this sucker.
Oh... the laxatives are starting to lax.
So, you're not upset 'cause you haven't pooped in four days
Nope, nope, not doing it.
No, no, no. We have a problem. Here's the thing.
We got problems.
But now I can't poop at all. And that's perfect.
What do you kiddos want for breakfast?
You know, bitch, I had something fucking similar happen to me once.
And here is why I wake up every day.
And when are we shooting the tickle scene?
"Oh, I'm Bob.
♪ Roses are red and violets are blue ♪
but I didn't pee.
it's your 50th wedding anniversary!
But, hey, this is just what people like you and me have to do.
Anyway, I'll just turn things over to Emily the aquarium lady.
Wait, what do you mean?
Ooh, I wish I could stay,
Does your tummy hurt?
and they played it in the dining room at dinner,
at that gas station with no doors on the stall?
It's my grandma and grandpa's anniversary!
or just hang out in my car.
Why are you on a toilet
So, Dad's got his costume, but what about the rest of us?