Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And here is why I wake up every day.

So, Dad's got his costume, but what about the rest of us?

You know, bitch, I had something fucking similar happen to me once.

Yup. Nothing came out.

Oh... the laxatives are starting to lax.

but I didn't pee.

Uh, what are we looking at?

We don't have to talk about it.

and they played it in the dining room at dinner,

Okay, brainstorm. We know we can do better than that.

it's your 50th wedding anniversary!

And when are we shooting the tickle scene?

and my stomach hurt and I was miserable.

What do you kiddos want for breakfast?

at that gas station with no doors on the stall?

So, you're not upset 'cause you haven't pooped in four days

This one has a picture of an old man on it.

Wait, what do you mean?

If you're too scared to feed the sharks,

- Won't be so bad? - Yeah. Maybe.

But you're not worried about the aquarium overnight.

we're gonna shoot this sucker.

Ooh, I wish I could stay,

But now I can't poop at all. And that's perfect.

♪ 50 years of marriage, no, your love's not fickle ♪

It's my grandma and grandpa's anniversary!

♪ Roses are red and violets are blue ♪

Nope, nope, not doing it.

But then I got really nervous about going to the dance.

No, no, no. We have a problem. Here's the thing.

Why are you on a toilet

or just hang out in my car.

Anyway, I'll just turn things over to Emily the aquarium lady.

But, hey, this is just what people like you and me have to do.

We got problems.

Does your tummy hurt?

It kind of seems like we're just doing their banana video.