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Dad, I Have The Shits
because we are headed into jellyfish land.
Uh, yes.
on last week's quiz about sharks...
No reason. I don't kiss it.
I Have Liquid Shit Pouring Out My Asshole Oh My God, It Fucking Burns Like Hell
No notes. Love it.
I hope this works. I mean, she took a lot.
- Yes. Here we go. - Will get to help
and I want to see if I come up a winner.
Louise, I love that you're excited about school,
But there's such thing as purple pickles, right?
You feel upbeat?
It was just a toot. That happens. It's fine.
Gene, dramatic trumpet introduction!
and you'll take a shit at home before you fucking leave
No joke this almost killed me
where they'll be sleeping tonight.
So it seems like you couldn't go, huh?
where your only option will be a public toilet?
Ugh, fine!
Aw, easy on the bumps.
and I'm-I'm gonna get you home as fast as I can.
- but I'm not going to. - Uh...
she always has to be like... that.
But what if... ?
I know that sometimes when you sleep someplace else,
They're so much cleaner than us.
This plan isn't great.
I don't know if it'll work, but she's miserable, Bob.
Okay, it'll happen. I have all week.
- No! - She seems great.
But then I got really fucking nervous about going to the goddamn dance.
Okay, we'll walk away.
All right. Get your peanut butter ready,
Oh, wait, that was actually the good-tasting one.
making us eat cookies.
I'm Louise Belcher, the shark-feeding girl...
- No? - Okay, I figured it out.
Hmm, I-I think we'll probably go home.
Then I'm gonna feed those sharks.
It was at a wedding, Lin.
Tickle, tickle, tickle!
And walk faster.
We're doing this now.
I said shush! Edit that.
♪ Grandma is old and Grandpa is, too ♪
I'm gonna home and jump in the shower.
and a girl peeing on my right,
Louise, I'm proud of you.