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might be a little too rich for my blood,
- till 11:00 at night with this guy - Shh...
...I want to adopt a baby.
I know a girl I think you might like.
♪ Can you play their games ♪
- You don't know what I've given up. - No, no, no.
Hi, Janet?
Bartender's an old guy.
What are you doing, Jack?
Come on, Jack.
He sounded cute.
and then in the World Series he hit .414...
every Friday and Saturday night
How do you know it's too dangerous?
God, Ben, why did you have to do that?
The good guys, they don't always finish last.
It's just...
And look where it's gotten me.
You okay?
♪ Did you pay your dues?
I've been coming here all week.
Nothing.
You boys want a drink?
And every once in a while,
I miss you.
♪ Stay out of the way of... ♪
_
Ante up.
Thank you. Thanks.
I have no life.
♪ And comin' down a bit too hard? ♪
Yeah, I'm just making sure everything's
All right. All right, I'll keep it.
See, this is what I've been telling you, D.
- Wh-What the hell are you doing? - Sorry.
Come in.
Don't you think that you should diversify,
Hey, easy.
♪ One for Silas... ♪
- of the whole Mr. Perfect charade? - I have always given you
Raise you another $40.
- Oh. - Yeah.
Okay.
- What do you love about me? - Huh?