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I look like a mom playing dress-up.
Thanks.
Sometimes bad decisions.
♪ By a moonshadow ♪
Oh.
but, baby...
Wow, you look great.
and I'm paying you rent.
you're gonna pick up the phone and call the bar.
Hmm. You know, this is insane.
But I do find it convenient that this alcoholism of yours
Um...
I love you, too.
I want to serve Lobster Newberg, but Edward is obsessed
Ten dollar ante. No limits.
He was right.
and then you stopped cold turkey.
- No. - 'Cause you...
the same woman who, all those years ago,
I... Three months ago,
the most beautiful woman in any room
Check.
and that you laugh with your entire face.
- Jack, buddy, buddy... - Don't touch me.
- I know. - No, like, a lot of people.
what do you love about me right now, Jack?
I'm telling you, the guys that run it, they're bad guys.
I was just a mechanic. You know, maybe...
that you had a history with him?
Got to get my mom out of that house.
That you were fulfilled? Go ahead.
Ray sees either one of you again... he'll kill you.
Yeah, you know what, drink up. 'Cause God forbid
That's for the drink.
- stay, you stay. - I will be right there. Don't let him
- Rebecca? - No.
Here you are.
What do you love about me? Tell me.
for me right now, right? I sing at open mics
a choice between doing the right thing and doing the wrong thing...
- I'm in. - Ten.
Obviously, I'll...
- Hey, where's my wife? - He's with us. It's all right.
Hi. Um, I'm Rebecca Malone.
But, you know, each one's got their perks.
What are you doing Friday night?
I have multiple kids, Ben. I have no business
Queens.
- so that you could have a life... - Jack, that is absolutely ridiculous!