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[all cheering]
Pasta?
a wonderful future beckoned and winked.
half-Asian, then you.
Arthur Ryan, father of the groom.
to help celebrate your big day.
I feel like there should be an app that analyzes your tum
It was fucking shit.
[soft instrumental music]
Really, really sorry.
I don't know, I guess...
Who knows what will be next?
Wow.
It'll be an interesting experiment.
Yeah, all right, dude.
Oh, you know what?
and he told me to get out of his fucking way.
It was an arranged marriage.
I'll be honest with you, but, you know,
the kindling, right?
[sighs] All right.
The butthole?
and all that stuff, it just-- It just freaked me out.
[upbeat rock music]
And I know, like, vows are super romantic or whatever,
Okay, well, our personal tastes may be different.
And you add that, then you put in the big logs,
"I'm bad at helping decide things."
Seventy is decent.
or do you see Dev out on the town with brand-new ladies?
And I've basically invested two of my prime years with you,
All right.
I've never had any doubts, fears, or regrets ever since.
Andrea, I remember the first time I met you.
We got to make sure we go to the best one.
Take care.
Yeah, I guess.
We break up?
Tacos Morelos?
It'll still be on your IMDb page, so...
Okay, I get that.
[laughter]
All right.
Taxi! Taxi!
But, dude, you think that's a good idea?
Oh, but you got great stuff for your reel,
If you don't, you're doing nothing,
Eighty?