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(SIGHING) I can't believe I'm gonna screw this up again.
so don't be surprised if they suddenly can't think of anything I do wrong.
No, it wasn't.
(ALL CHATTERING)
I spare no expense for your care! I even set up a foundation in your name.
Me, too.
and plow her like a cornfield.
Wow, she crawls fast.
Whoa.
- Just the best. - Hey, girlfriend trouble?
It's time, baby.
That's kind of sweet.
Let's rewind and rewind
Shouldn't we hold out for the person
Hey, Lil. Looks like Jasmine's having a hard time getting out of those boots.
I'll load up some AC/DC for you, buddy.
And I guess it was a mistake for us to go out tonight.
(CRYING SOFTLY)
and one seven years earlier.
And there was a stripper who looked exactly like me?
Me, neither.
In all that time, my dating routine remained more or less the same.
Was there a shower on stage? Sometimes there's a shower on stage.
but I was an idiot back then.
Is the original Chewbacca going to be there?
- She has no business in your fantasies. - It's all I know, okay?
just bought us a private dance with her stripper body double.
I do!
- Dude... - We saw the third doppelganger!