Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but I'll get to that.

Ted, there are two kinds of guys.

Pointing out spelling errors in a menu makes you seem kind of snooty.

The truth is, I had a great time tonight, and I'd love to see you again.

But even when I do, I feel so guilty

- We really are. Okay, I'm in. - Great.

And there's the Chrysler Building. And the Empire State Building.

Hopefully, one day, I can use my own humble brush

It's nice to meet you.

I just remembered why I didn't call you.

Well, it is a lot cheaper than buying a condom.

And they are my best friends,

But first, I'm going to make Marshall watch as I wedge Ulysses S. Grant

You are the best, you are the best.

- Thanks, man. - You're a terrible couple.

- Can I get another $100? - That was $100?

Tonight, the role of pound-and-a-half lobster will be played by...

I would love to share the oysters.

The guys that you want to call you, who don't,

I had a great time tonight. And seven years ago,

- I can't help it. - I accept your invitation. Marshall Eriksen,

Makes me realize I should go into something more stable, like banking.