Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- between his wife's tatas. - I'll kill you!

And I know my shellfish pun is stupid, but the truth is,

OLDER TED: Lesbian Robin.

Let's go in and see what they remember.

Okay, right. So, if Robin knew that you were here,

(DOORBELL RINGING)

Not even about his shockingly small wiener?

for the second time.

You're just looking. It's like fantasizing about other women.

and figure out what else we do wrong on first dates.

Expect a standing ovation for picking up a $19 check?

Dude, Lily gets you in real life.

You'll find your shellfish lady.

compared to your action hero ex-boyfriend who you wouldn't stop talking about.

That is the saddest thing I've ever heard.

Look, Jen, I wish I could go back and talk some sense into 2002 Ted,

I'm never going to stop talking about my cats.

Marshall, now that Robin and I are together,

I couldn't admit I was cold. I didn't want to seem like a wimp