Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

May I have monies for shopping?

We're going to die alone, aren't we?

I was on a blind date with the same woman

Wait, okay, yeah, we were sitting over there.

We married long time.

This one's for you, Lil.

- Do you want to? - Yeah.

Lily, sometimes I think about other women. Okay, it happens.

"Present you" isn't so bad, either.

Get 50% off at the bookstore, so that's pretty sweet.

OLDER TED: And Mustache Marshall.

Took me less than a mile.

But what I've got with Robin proves that you can have a girlfriend

ANNOUNCER: Gentlemen, say hello to (STAMMERING) Jasmine.

I remember thinking that you were a little snobby.

Yeah, do you wanna share the oysters?

- Remember? - Oh, yeah! I do remember.

that I... I have to imagine you passing away first

Where are you taking me, Barney?

from this day forward, I will be the wingman of your mind.

See? Why didn't you lead off with that?

(HICCUPS RAPIDLY)

Oh, my God. Do you realize what this means?

Look, I gotta go. (WHISPERING) Take a picture.

Good to know we're not getting the crappy understudy lobsters, right?

"Main Lobster." They spelled Maine without the "e."

Or hated, depending on whether you're still friends with them.

It's in Houston this year. Everyone knows that.

Thank you, kindly stranger.

you have my permission to fantasize about her.

on the masterpiece that is Manhattan's skyline.

- Thank you very much. Yes. - You got it?