Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh! Hey, Barney. I didn't see you come in.
- So, what about you? - I'm an architect.
OLDER TED: And kids, when I told your mother that shellfish joke,
because even in a fantasy world, I could never cheat on you.
We're, like, this close to a cure.
And then watch out, because it is on!
You see, you're the only star in the film I never made
You saw the goatee.
Okay, when Stripper Lily gets out here,
- Will you call me? - Absolutely.
I teach architecture.
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but she looks just like you.
OLDER TED: I should explain. Over the years, we had spotted two strangers
Everyone knows that.
Good. 'Cause if you didn't, that would be mighty shellfish.
Where'd we go next?
Even if it means finding ourselves on another blind date with each other
- So you went to a strip club? - (CHUCKLING) Busted.
- It's just not that easy. - False.
but that guy's a lost cause.
you should find someone else,
Wait, I gotta ask. Why did you think I was snobby?