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I wish I could help, but my unbelievably cool wife
(SINGING) Asking you to stay The words are finally here
- Ted? - Jen?
Good for them.
- Wow. - Yeah.
Thanks, baby. I'm so lucky to have you. And stripper you.
I bet stripper me would get in there with another girl and just go bananas.
(CROWD CHEERING)
And at twelve o' clock, a rotund couple going at it against the glass.
(MARSHALL MOANING)
I had no idea.
(BARNEY YELLING)
and fully functioning male genitalia all at the same time.
Wow, that's bad.
No, Marshall, you must.
We've been on this exact blind date before.
He's 24. He thinks a little facial hair makes him look like Johnny Depp.
Actually, you know what it was?
unless you go into the back room, but, honey, you gotta pay for that.
- Hello? - Jen, I'm sorry.
- Trouble? What trouble? - It's... No, it's nothing.
(CLEARING THROAT)
They're not weird. See, you're being snobby again.