Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

will be spending the night in the cooler.
It's nothing but punts.
and take many forms.
for only $4.95 a month.
I was gonna leave it to you, and now it's all gone.
(stammers) FICA?!
(all gasp)
Scheme? No way.
(laughs)
ANNOUNCER: You're watching the Punt Zone channel.
But the minute I got a wedgie, bam!
They're all the scammer.
MAN: Sir, look, if you don't
God of mischief does it again!
Just tell me what you need and I'll do it.
Oh, thank goodness you're out!
powdered mashed potatoes.
or thrilling second of hang time.
five more pop up in its place.
but you lost money, so you have it,
(exclaiming)
Whoa, that was weird.
Mm.
Half day on Christmas, unpaid polio leave,
Wow, that's some quality prattle.
it turns out I'm a sucker, too.
(moans): Oh.
Maybe you're right, baby.