Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What more do you want?

I'm so sorry, Grampa.

but I gave them something to believe in.

From hedge funds to payday loans to the NCAA,

let alone working as a drug mule.

Put five bucks on any two animals fighting.

♪ Money, money, money, money, money, money, money ♪

I got hit with a deductible‐‐ another wedgie!

Now, these are the things you should never say to a victim.

but I choose inheriting $10,000

But I still have to believe the barrel is mostly good.

That's why I never get any insurance.

for I am Loki, god of mischief.

and the unique pattern of church bells

that I would never meet the real Melissa Joan Hart

Justice wasn't served,

Should we get the rest to go?

(all inhale, exhale)

What? Stupid government thinks it's smarter than me.

claiming punk rockers were threatening to cut my hair

I'm just thankful the Russian secret police

Grampa, you got to keep talking so that guy stays on the phone.

Hello? Yes, this is a grandparent

This is Jerry down at whatever bank you use.

So, because I'm a moron,

First pet's name: Homer.

♪ The new kid on the block ♪

This place got us through it.

give us your bank information...

Make rain a modest, fixed amount.

No. You were just trying to be a good grandparent.

I said such horrible things to him.

BOY: Grandfather! You've got to help me!