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unless you hired a Dutch family to blow on your food for you.
(phone rings)
These criminals target the good in all of us,
So you got to be like me‐‐ always on guard
It's 20 years of my cribbage winnings,
I trust that you'll mail me the money.
to bail my grandson out of an unnamed jail.
So, no, I will not be donating.
Oh, come on, Mom, you always see the good in everything.
Don't look at my gullible face! (sobs)
you can join us in a class action lawsuit.
Me, scammed? (laughs)
BART'S VOICE: Not gonna happen, dude.
I have come here to...
But my father fell for some super‐obvious scam
Now, what do we say to shamers like him?
(panting) Oh, man.
- Look! - BART: Why can't Dad
Let's go get my eventual money back.
And my rates went up.
I'm nothing but a feeble, useless, old idjit.
ALL: D'oh!
Put 'em in the garage with the others.
put up that bail money, your granddaughter
Your Grampa loves you.
Um, it's just a suggested amount.
Now, isn't there someone you need to apologize to?
No one hornswoggles Abraham J...
You are all in an unethical industry
So they're just employees doing this for a paycheck?
but when I clicked the link, they hacked my phone
These knives sell selling themselves themselves.
Mwah.
Just think of all the ways my life could have been better
Now to read Abraham J. Simpson's
(gasps)
the same thing wouldn't have happened to you?
and the whole town came out to throw tar...