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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Excuse me.
You're not gonna cut your hair again, are you?
The max capacity for the basket is a buck-fifty.
- It's kind of like "Star Wars." - Whoa!
Sorry, we're making up for lost time.
- What? - "Wild Hogs"!
Spread the word, bitches. Craymie in the house!
this guy was a wise man.
Like, before I was married, when I was in high school,
- Who was that? - Uh, that's, uh...
You know, I, uh, went to college
Oh.
back in the sink, or are there 100 of them
Do you roast your own beans?
- Isn't it? - Yeah.
I used to, like, shoplift bulk candy
- I still got some juice. - Okay.
- the look on his face. - Yas, queen!
light up at the sight of Old Saint Nick...
Angola, for instance.
- to prove they're not a narc. - Yeah.
that I stole a car in 10th grade,
Uh, good, 'cause you wouldn't last
and just quit it with the harmonica lessons on YouTube.
Oh, right, of course, because if we do, Santa...
of my ex-husband's girlfriend!
This coffee is... terrible.
Tell him to check the drunk tank.
- Glenn. - Okay, fine. I'll go first.
Merry Christmas from me, too. I'm an elf.
- Yes, let's do it. - Okay.