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I've still got a little bit of a headache.
Are you eating my Pop Rocks?
I just, uh...
Uh, I'm studying a bachelor of creative industries.
If I'd known, maybe I would have planned a more mournful evening.
Tom, you said you were gonna break up with her.
and you're here having a dinner party.
Like, you can have sex in the house, if you want.
* Ooh * * Ok *
Puberty did well with her.
How's your mum?
Am I mental?
to get out of this conversation, by the way.
You have to do this. You can do this. Come on.
There's another thing, also, um, to that.
He used to come to the back door every morning.
I mean, it's just, I'm turning 21 soon,
In a situation like this, we can't release the patient
A tiny version of you terrified that a...
You used to be really awkward to look at.
(SNIFFLES)
Surely, they'd be the same-sized spoons.
Wouldn't really be that different, would it?
Nope.
- That Mum took a box of Panadol? - Yeah, you told me on the phone.
I just...
But you weren't just... Anyway. I don't know.
If you get a headache in the next few weeks,
Hey, sweetheart.
I think Mum tried to kill herself.
- Nobody... - I had a pet magpie for a while.
- Why'd she break up with you? - I... I don't know.
You see, that's the nature of drifting, is that it happens slowly, over time,
Um... she said we'd drifted.
Just have a few questions.
I kind of feel like we've drifted, you know.
you want to share with me in some kind of talk?
and then I bled actual blood into his actual mouth.
I've decided I am going to break up with Niamh.
Oh, what the fuck?