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Oh.
Oh, yes, of course it is.
Mae! How long have you been in the car?
This isn't good at all.
- How's it going? - Oh, yeah. Big day.
You awake?
- Wow. That is very nice of you. - Yeah. I'm a modern-day hero.
I just... I just really think I have to move back in with her.
I just hate that you think you have some sort of special affinity with giraffes.
(GROANS)
Ok. I just...
Just Last Time You Came In, I Was Googling Giraffes, and I happened to be googling giraffes again today.
- Think you might be in my chair. - Oh, shit. Sorry.
Ok.
Brilliant. That's clever.
"Hero" is a strong word.
Well, I don't want to. I especially don't want to with your permission.
FEMALE RECORDED VOICE: Message received at 8:09am.
But all I can think about is my rubbish face and obsessing.
Oh, it's nothing. It's just, uh... we broke up yesterday.
At least if they're mediocre-looking,
- Of course she owns a fucking turtle. - Owned.
Oh! Josh, this is Geoffrey.
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