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Mum! Fuck! Fuck!
- No. - (BOTH LAUGH)
- You still vomiting? - Yeah, a little.
Don't worry, mate. Mum's ok. She's ok.
but... but less graceful.
Why can't I ever just be in the moment, you know?
- A mental home. - We don't call it that.
Do you think she'd be uncomfortable if she knew I was here?
More like Young Dickface of the Year.
- Which hospital? - I don't know! Just get in the car!
Nah.
Josh, uh, Tom told me about how Claire broke up with you.
Do you know what I mean? I just don't get it.
- Tom. - Hey.
Perhaps you could pop out and get your mum a Turkish Delight, Josh.
Thanks for all the... stuff.
- Really? - Yeah.
Your father thinks it is his fault because of the divorce.
So I'm just here trying to be friendly.
I didn't mean to, I promise. Honestly, he just...
He was really very... there.
Different-sized spoons don't fit together like this.
and I happened to be googling giraffes again today.
I can sort of appreciate why their standards are so low.
Oh, that's bad.
Tom, I think I need you to drive me to the hospital.
(NIAMH CONTINUES MOANING LOUDLY)
For you to be there. It's completely necessary, even.
Yeah, I, um... I haven't told Tom.
- That's all. - Ok.
You think?
- Should we... we should not mention it. - Not mention it.
I don't!
What have you guys decided to do with me?
that to sort of soften the blow.
Incredible. Clap. Don't you think this is incredible?
- You think about that a lot? - I just...
It's all downhill from here.