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If you're gonna make fun of it, I ain't gonna even wear it.
Well, it ain't yours yet, but it will be after I make 35 more payments.
Instead of being here with us, enjoying a great fight and having a good time...
You really are ridiculous. Where did you get that thing from anyway?
I'll think of something to call her.
I can see a lot of interesting evenings ahead for you two, once you get married.
and eats up the United States Senate. "
how come the monogram on your towel says "H.I."?
You know all those Godzilla movies? They were all made in Japan.
Fred, how do you think your son will react?
Come on.
You ought to try some of this applejack.
Gettin'to like you
What will you tell 'em when they ask you what you see in me?
- I suppose you can. - If somebody as old and ridiculous...
Wait a minute. You just can't come in here and tell me that.
Was that a car I just heard? Did you get a ride home?
I've been a bachelor for over 20 years. I'm ready to get shook.
Excuse me, Lamont. If your last name is Sanford...
- 'Cause we eatin' now. - Listen. I don't have to smoke.
- Smells good. What is it? - Glazed ham and candied sweet potatoes.
I'm tellin' you, don't do it. Just don't do it.