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- everyone would get so uptight. - Excuse me.
- Does she got varicose veins? - No. And don't look at her legs.
You remembered. Donna's gonna be very happy about that.
Fred, I will not be talked to that way by your son.
See, you are sweet, just like I said.
And when she passes by, you can smell rubbing alcohol.
For every man, there's a woman.
Sanford and Son is recorded on tape before a live studio audience.
- Yeah. - That funny?
That's okay. Send one over there.
What? You know it's no good to have two women in the kitchen.
Yeah, I remember the night in the car.
You... Donna.
Now that she's here, just watch what you say.
I never really thought about it.
- Must be. - They say men always start wars.
Well, son, I got to thinking. Maybe we didn't give it a chance.
- What is the matter with you? - Excuse me.
- The practical nurse. The barracuda. - Don't call her that.
- Just the three of us. - The three of you?
Yes, Fred.
Oh, yes, thank you. Sure looks tasty.
Isn't that romantic?
- A little more. - Thank you, Dad.
- and we could get together again. - So am I, Fred.
I'd like to talk to you about tonight too.
I know how you feel about her, but you don't have to call her "Mom. "
- Had six kids. - Abraham had some help from the Lord.