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You know Walter King?
- A few potatoes? - Thank you.
It's like that song. Gettin'to know you
I guess one of the reasons that we never seen that...
clear up your sinuses.
You could start by giving me one across the lips.
No. This is with Lani Hiroshaki. It was made in Japan.
I don't intend to have no six children, so I won't need as much help.
I've got four false fingernails on.
That's some cook you got there.
- It looks good. - I sure hope it tastes good.
Shut up. You sound like a bunch of clucking ducks.
I'm going in the kitchen and get me some applejack, make me sleep.
You better read your Bible.
Melvin, I think you said enough already.
- Don't worry about him. - Lamont's very attached to you...
- Don't do like you did the last time. - What did I do?
Is that what you smellin'?
the parking lot.
- Let me help you with your chair. - Thank you, son.
It's surprising how many women like fights.
But I do pretty good with what I got left.
All right. I'll just set the table.
Remember what I said, Fred. Don't do it.
How you got engaged, how you got married and how you got divorced.
On the phone?
Abraham got married when he was over a hundred.
I don't know. L...
There she is now.
Yes, because whoever heard of putting all that poison in your system anyway?
Mr. Sanford, I don't have to smoke.
Good.
Right.
- And remember what I told you. - I know.
Make it Godzilla Meets Sammy Davis.
Just call her "Donna" or "Mrs. Harris. "
as you can find somebody, then so can I.