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Oh, God.
Hi there. I'm Ollie.
"Two gross of skinny Elvis pens,
Hold me.
[SILENTLY]
Elvis was spotted in Youngstown, Ohio,
Now, I am just an ordinary woman...
prying my wallet out of your claws.
E-excuse me, ma'am.
And with men what they are today,
Oh, Al.
what's happening here?
Point is
There's five bucks in it for you.
Honey, I really did. I just saw Elvis.
and make change for the pay toilet?
It's a lot better
not being the center of attention.
What's the third hooter for?
but you have the pores of Michelangelo.
[KNOCKS]
I want my wife back.
Number one, Elvis is dead.
She saw him!
[SIGHS]
and your ad said, "We fit every foot."
Not as I have been,
I'm telling you, Marcy, I saw him.
Peg--
The Pelvis.
Well...him and Boom Boom Mancini.
Now I need a little tip for Alejandro.
You fold them.
I have to put these shoes away.
Howdy, ma'am.
I'll give you everything I have.
singing "Viva Las Vegas".
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