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that Peggy hasn't told Marcy
Well, it was more like he kind of bumped into me,
but it was the way he said it.
Look, I'm gonna drive down to Youngstown
Do you realize
He actually said that?
They don't fit,
No, Peggy, that's the dryer.
"and we'll enjoy a life of fast living, fast cars
Why is it only women see Elvis?
Al...
You know, Marce,
let's honor him
Al, I just saw Elvis.
Something terrible has happened.
He's the one person I'd cheat on Steve with.
Dad, could you raise both your arms?
Yes, ma'am, but our problem is what we're dealing with
Now that we've seen Elvis and felt his presence,
Did he really give you a massage?
Don't let anyone touch that shirt.
I don't wanna do the wash, Al.
One on the back for dancing.
but, you know,
the sun is setting, and my shirt wants to party.
Boy, you just can't stand
but as an extension cord to the King.
buying quarter-inch lug nuts at Willie Hardware and Lumber.
Then, a gorgeous Martian with three big hooters comes out
I'll show you Elvis.
right now and straighten this thing out.
Daddy, be nice.
[SOUTHERN ACCENT] "Peggy, I could've talked through anyone,
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