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It's either Elvis or me.
Look Al, you sweated Elvis!
Steve, that's it. We'll go to Youngstown.
Howdy, ma'am.
Where the hell were you last night, Steve?
All right, everybody, announcement.
I need quarters for the machine.
Get your dogs!
Why didn't you stay at the Elvis tent city
Gee, I wish I was a lowlife con man like my kids,
that sprang up on my lawn?
Let's get back to the living.
* I've found a new place To dwell *
Now, what I would suggest
Go to your room.
See, Peggy, washing isn't so bad.
but first, give me some more money.
and fast food."
Can you imagine what it must have been like
and priority seating.
Number two, Elvis wasn't any good when he was alive.
Al sweated Elvis.
You wanna see Elvis?
It's the only way we can get outta here.
driving his essence into my very soul
Hop aboard. My planet, su planet."
Can I have a cigarette?
You don't believe me?
"When opportunity knocks, that's us foreclosing."
Uh, Peggy, can I see you a minute?