Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mr Mid-Life, we both know what this is about.

- I do not have a crush. - What is this?

You'd rather hang out with someone you don't even like than be alone?

or the constant threat of terrorism.

Hold it too tight and you'll crush it.

You and I have been down this road before, and we both know where it ends.

No, I was in there with my buddy Danny from the gym.

or whatever you call this two-headed freak show.

I know. You don't wanna be rusty at sex

You don't enjoy hanging out with me, do you?

I love that you think about me at work.

Irv didn't look great, but I didn't have time to talk.

I hate my girlfriend.

We're close, yet if anybody asks if we're married,

She is such a relentless chore that every time she's harping at me,

We're both good-Iooking guys. Right?

I'm glad I struck a chord.

When it comes down to it, you just have to be proud of the decision you made.

But we heard you say take it all Nicky

Except this is my only set and I'm afraid you might eat them.