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- [Maeby Singing Out Of Tune] - My daughter doesn't need me.
I forgot about Carl. Is he still single?
Mm-hmm
And what's funnier than a guy in- Oh- Hey, wait. Hey.
- These are really delicious. - I'll get some more.
The guy in the $40 armor is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come one!
[Narrator] So Michael went to work on another Christmas party...
[Giddy Laughter]
[Ann Singing Loudly, Out OfTune]
- [Man] That's even better! - [Bleeps] you, Tom.
[Narrator] This was an unacceptable solution.
No. I wanna stay here with her. Let's go.
- [Piano] - [Singing Hymn In German]
Well, obviously I'm not a big guy.
- So she's got a new parent. - Yeah. Now my dad's got a new kid.
- No. We just had a party. - Yeah, but I didn't get to have any fun.
These are my awards, Mother, from army.
I don't think we need people tryin' to compete with what I'm wearing.
I guess George Michael's gettin' a little too old to hang out with his dad.
Fire Tom and get your jackass brother out of here.
to score his pot and wag his pickle at coeds.
Didn't he? I need someone else, someone better. What about this one? She's got thick arms.
Unfortunately, she didn't realize the employees had been threatened against flirting.
- I'm all alone there, Michael. - You know, Buster's only stationed about five miles away.
- Yeah, and I'm getting too old for my mom to be with me. - You know what?
This year I'm not officially president, and it'll be nice to actually have some fun...
I heard about the banana stand, and now there's been a break-in.
[Narrator] Whilejust 20 yards away, Michael went to work repairing the banana stand.
At seven grand, you'd better believe I love 'em. I mean, look at what you're wearing.
Says the guy in the $3000 suit
but the car hit Gob's banana peel.
- Tobias! - and didn't manage to get out of the way in time.
...king $6,300 suit!