Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Narrator] Whilejust 20 yards away, Michael went to work repairing the banana stand.
Unfortunately, she didn't realize the employees had been threatened against flirting.
This year I'm not officially president, and it'll be nice to actually have some fun...
- [Piano] - [Singing Hymn In German]
No. I wanna stay here with her. Let's go.
Didn't he? I need someone else, someone better. What about this one? She's got thick arms.
- [Man] That's even better! - [Bleeps] you, Tom.
to score his pot and wag his pickle at coeds.
Mm-hmm
- No. We just had a party. - Yeah, but I didn't get to have any fun.
- So she's got a new parent. - Yeah. Now my dad's got a new kid.
- [Maeby Singing Out Of Tune] - My daughter doesn't need me.
...king $6,300 suit!
Says the guy in the $3000 suit
but the car hit Gob's banana peel.
- I'm all alone there, Michael. - You know, Buster's only stationed about five miles away.
I guess George Michael's gettin' a little too old to hang out with his dad.
- These are really delicious. - I'll get some more.
[Narrator] So Michael went to work on another Christmas party...
[Giddy Laughter]
At seven grand, you'd better believe I love 'em. I mean, look at what you're wearing.
[Ann Singing Loudly, Out OfTune]
Fire Tom and get your jackass brother out of here.
The guy in the $40 armor is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come one!
I don't think we need people tryin' to compete with what I'm wearing.
I heard about the banana stand, and now there's been a break-in.
- Yeah, and I'm getting too old for my mom to be with me. - You know what?
[Narrator] This was an unacceptable solution.
Well, obviously I'm not a big guy.
These are my awards, Mother, from army.
- Tobias! - and didn't manage to get out of the way in time.
And what's funnier than a guy in- Oh- Hey, wait. Hey.
I forgot about Carl. Is he still single?