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I guess George Michael's gettin' a little too old to hang out with his dad.
At seven grand, you'd better believe I love 'em. I mean, look at what you're wearing.
[Ann Singing Loudly, Out OfTune]
- [Maeby Singing Out Of Tune] - My daughter doesn't need me.
- [Piano] - [Singing Hymn In German]
[Narrator] Whilejust 20 yards away, Michael went to work repairing the banana stand.
[Narrator] This was an unacceptable solution.
- So she's got a new parent. - Yeah. Now my dad's got a new kid.
The guy in the $40 armor is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come one!
- These are really delicious. - I'll get some more.
- [Man] That's even better! - [Bleeps] you, Tom.
Unfortunately, she didn't realize the employees had been threatened against flirting.
I heard about the banana stand, and now there's been a break-in.
[Narrator] So Michael went to work on another Christmas party...
but the car hit Gob's banana peel.
[Giddy Laughter]
- I'm all alone there, Michael. - You know, Buster's only stationed about five miles away.
Fire Tom and get your jackass brother out of here.
This year I'm not officially president, and it'll be nice to actually have some fun...
These are my awards, Mother, from army.
Well, obviously I'm not a big guy.
- No. We just had a party. - Yeah, but I didn't get to have any fun.
No. I wanna stay here with her. Let's go.
Didn't he? I need someone else, someone better. What about this one? She's got thick arms.
Says the guy in the $3000 suit
...king $6,300 suit!
Mm-hmm
I forgot about Carl. Is he still single?
- Yeah, and I'm getting too old for my mom to be with me. - You know what?
to score his pot and wag his pickle at coeds.
I don't think we need people tryin' to compete with what I'm wearing.
And what's funnier than a guy in- Oh- Hey, wait. Hey.
- Tobias! - and didn't manage to get out of the way in time.