Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Now, if you'll excuse me, they're putting me in something called Hero Squad.
'cause you didn't think about going out to Tarzana...
I walk in, and there's a colored man in my kitchen.
- Maybe we should go to this party together. - Really?
Yeah. Watch this. [Sucks Teeth]
- [Phone Ringing] - Nonetheless, it's family first at the holidays.
They used to roast Dad 'cause they thought that...
How would you like to go on a road trip?
so I guess what this says to me is, I doubt anyone was trying to break in, Mom.
[Narrator] And Gob couldn't move freely. Lucille tried to stop...
with me being businesslike and you being the good-time, useless party guy.
and it went through to Michael's home voice mail.
That means she's not gettin' any from my brother, Oscar. Lovely. That's nice.
I'm filling Dad's shoes... literally, except his shoes don't fit.
Don't get involved. Believe me. When I thought your first wife was driving us apart...
everybody listen now
These are my awards mother, from space force.
And I'll personally- [Long Bleep]
In the 12 years he's attempted this...
Make an appearance? Uh- Uh- No, no. It's okay.
I know some of the numbers haven't all added up, and there is some speculation...
- Another one of Dad's suits? - Hey, I'm the president now.
Or- [Bleeps] fisting or- [Bleeps]
- Hey, my mom doesn't even wanna be in the same room with me. - Michael...
He's spending every moment of the day with this girl.
You complained all the time, and she was my only wife. And she died.
Merry Christmas.