Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Hey, my mom doesn't even wanna be in the same room with me. - Michael...
Or- [Bleeps] fisting or- [Bleeps]
In the 12 years he's attempted this...
He's spending every moment of the day with this girl.
These are my awards mother, from space force.
with me being businesslike and you being the good-time, useless party guy.
Make an appearance? Uh- Uh- No, no. It's okay.
- Another one of Dad's suits? - Hey, I'm the president now.
They used to roast Dad 'cause they thought that...
How would you like to go on a road trip?
I'm filling Dad's shoes... literally, except his shoes don't fit.
I walk in, and there's a colored man in my kitchen.
Don't get involved. Believe me. When I thought your first wife was driving us apart...
Yeah. Watch this. [Sucks Teeth]
Merry Christmas.
and it went through to Michael's home voice mail.
- [Phone Ringing] - Nonetheless, it's family first at the holidays.
'cause you didn't think about going out to Tarzana...
That means she's not gettin' any from my brother, Oscar. Lovely. That's nice.
everybody listen now
You complained all the time, and she was my only wife. And she died.
And I'll personally- [Long Bleep]
I know some of the numbers haven't all added up, and there is some speculation...
Now, if you'll excuse me, they're putting me in something called Hero Squad.
so I guess what this says to me is, I doubt anyone was trying to break in, Mom.
[Narrator] And Gob couldn't move freely. Lucille tried to stop...
- Maybe we should go to this party together. - Really?