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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
Cool. Yet another way my life is ruined.
(SPANISH MUSIC PLAYING)
I gotta get to the bottom of that.
(SIGHS) No.
All right. Let's try this.
Probably trying to deliver a message.
-Tony Stark. -Oh, right, right, right.
Yeah, I'm a much better lawyer than I am a Hulk.
I can see you're not ready for DBT
(SPANISH MUSIC CONTINUES)
Thanks.
The defendant used their limitless resources,
(CAR HONKING)
Wow, an apology that still doubles down on a thing you're apologizing for.
Blow everyone's minds?
-That's impressive. -Yeah, me and Tony.
No, a normal amount of rage!
Lethal?
Mmm. Now who's smug?
BRUCE: Yeah, and it worked. I mean, my arm started to heal.
hold in your farts.
You're Hulk again.
But first, we gotta deal with you.
He lost his virginity to a girl in 1943 on the USO tour.
Dennis, you don't know but I will kill you
That was in outer space.
Easy, girl. Easy.
on coming to terms with being the Hulk.
bend your knees if that's comfortable,
but being a superhero is a trial by fire.
(GASPS, SHUDDERING)
and after the wreck, you got a lethal dose of gamma radiation.
You know, that's about a million dollars' worth of damage back there, by the way.
-It was calibrated to me... -Great. Make me one.
(GROUND RUMBLING)
-Do you think so? -(CHUCKLING) Yes. Come on.
What, you're just gonna kill me?
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
and integrating the Hulk-Banner identities.
(INHALES SHARPLY)
No, there's also Ched.
-Ground pound! (GRUNTS) -(GROUND RUMBLING)
-(CHUCKLES) -One sec.
In a better way.
So, let me get you up to speed.
(LOUDLY) So, you're gonna need to reinforce all your furniture.
You have so much more to learn about being a Hulk.
(YELLS)
(SPANISH MUSIC PLAYING)