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Hmm. I believe I can fashion a slingshot
and get the hell out.
Is it working?
But, but this is creationist talk.
No...!
You're under arrest for crimes against science.
Oh-ho! I've got you now!
Evolution set in motion by a wise and all-knowing creator...
Oh, that's mine.
I don't understand evolution,
Don't worry, I know how to handle bullies.
Aha! But no one has found the missing link
Just drop me off at that asteroid over there.
It looks like diet Dr. Pepper.
Trump gets elected I don't want to live in this country anymore.
One thing about bristol-myers-squibb...
Not what we're looking for.
(Muffled protesting)
Robots were created quite recently.
Ah. (Groans)
I’M SERIOUS I’M A TERRIBLE PERSON
by a fantastical creature from outer space!
I remembered you liked superheroes,
Dread my locks.
Hard-working, patriotic orangutans.
(Sobbing)
to ward off starvation.
- Oh! - So much for that.
We went to sleep, and when we woke up,
(Robot museum member coughs)
Ow!