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Right? She doesn't like me, is that it?
I send money home, but life here is so hard for me."
- We'll see. - Ma'am, I am so psyched.
- And steak. - And steak. I love it.
Well, you're just gonna have to tell her you're not gonna do that.
Quit freaking out. You need to get your head together.
Wait. But why did you say reelection?
that we could spend more time together.
Wow. Well, I'm sorry, Dan.
I didn't mean to. It came out weird.
- Good. - Hey, ma'am.
Make a hole, yo. POTUS coming through. Make a hole.
You know, you're gonna get bedsores.
We had a fucking deal. I make Senate in two years,
- But you said reelection. - I meant election, okay?
I might show you around the West Wing.
Yes, Congressman Kosynski.
What do you mean? The president's gonna be here any second.
Okay.
But now I think it makes sense
There's a lot of security and he doesn't like a lot of people around.
- Ma'am. - What?
Okay? I'm gonna take myself off the ticket.
Well, I have huge news.
- Oh, stop it. - I'll tell you what it is, too.
Oh, my God. What's going on?
There are plenty of Dans out there, Dan.
DC's current go-to place for these off-the-record meets.
So there's no point in my staying. I'm just gonna leave.
Fiancée in the house. Ooh, ooh!
We're so fucked. We're so fucked.
- This is some kind of robot. - Really? That's it?
and then you and I run together as a team.
- a little bit more presidential. - Yeah.
Uh, ma'am, I left my BlackBerry in--
You look like you did when I asked you to talk dirty.
What do you mean reelection?
- It's the same thing. - I smell a fucking rat.
In fact, I guarantee you that my news is front-page news.
- Because they are ants. - This way, ma'am.
Enough about the fucking boat, Mike.
- She loves you. - Then what is it?
I'll fix that.
What? I didn't say anything to that crusty ass clown.