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made its way into a veep speech via me.
All right, let's get this over with ASAP.
That's Washington, DC, for you.
I'll run against Chung and I'll run against POTUS.
Where?
You, Chief of Staff to the president,
And the science fair speech was plagiarized from Chung.
Let's take it one day at a time.
Yeah, abso-- oh. Right behind you.
That's a joke.
Um, ahem.
Like I'm Marilyn Monroe,
Everybody can just shut the shit up.
Let's go.
This is my nerd herd. And I mean that affectionately.
You're here with me.
'Cause without people, you can't have politics.
No business being here.
Ma'am, should I get Jonah to get the kids--
Yeah, I'm burning calories with the old anxiety diet.
- Oh, I'm impressed with that. - Home run.
Why don't you fucking kill yourself, Will?
Wow, those are hideous.
I might have mixed up a couple words, but...
Right. You don't know.
We've fucked DC over so many different ways,
Listen, the choice you're giving me between you and her, that's impossible.
You really think she'll go?
I met this young scientist named Anita.
I'll get Jonah to get the kids out.
Selina's gonna stay.
- Got it? - Not a problem.
No, but you're not Justin Bieber either, are you, sport?
I know what I'm gonna do.
I'm an ardent admirer of your efficiency and precision.
- Uh-huh. - That was really nice.
Um, Gary, why don't you come sit here next to me?
I know it's boring, but, hey, I'm boring.
The president's chair is a couple inches higher
Thank you so much for calling me back.
because I think it's a good psychological trick.
- Yeah. - It is when you think about it.
have control over you, okay?
I doubt that.
because I kind of need you to run as VP again.