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Selina did not plagiarize Danny Chung's speech.
Okay, I'm not a bag bunny.
I'm gonna go call Andrew. Mm-mm-mm.
your colleagues, your fucking family.
He's not gonna run for a second term.
Can you please tell Governor Chung
- Jonah, can you come here just for a second? - Yeah.
that I could do for the rest of my life.
This is not a good time, baby.
Boom! Let's go to the fucking moon!
Oh, thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you.
You need to fuck off and go back to Westworld.
Yeah, I think other people say that, too.
Why'd you leave anyway? You get stuck with your dick in the veep's decaf?
four years after that.
- Me or her? - Okay, that choice, there's no way--
A cloud of suspicion hangs over this administration.
Shh, shh.
- This is for you. - What?
- You do? Uh-oh. - A confined space, right?
See how crowded this is?
flip-floppy fuckbag is staying.
Oh, clearly. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Do not comment on this office, okay?
It's Lee.
- POTUS is coming. - Oh, my God!
Hi, Senator McKensie. How are you?
When I grow up, I want to be vice president just like you.
- You're kidding. - No.
Because America would be nothing without Americans.
and he is going to seek reelection after all.
He's right in that room.
If you need to fill me in on that--
You've got to mello yellow.
and Chung's is already up on his YouTube.
- Where's Dan? - He stepped out.
You ever think about answering your phone?
And I used to think, "Oh, my God, that's so ridiculous."
But In The Meantime, I Obviously Can't Keep Everybody On
And B: we're practically the same fucking age.