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Yeah, I understand. I was just, uh, checking out the old bookshelf here.
I know, I know, but I thought if I read it,
- So, college? - Stanford.
All right, so if you're not allowed to date a patient, I'll just...
- Flowers? - I'm allergic.
- Oh, no, no, don't... - Come on, I insist.
And how would that help me with Stella?
I guess I got no one but myself to blame.
Sir, please don't yell at me
I left it somewhere. I forget.
In fact, you've inspired me.
- You can't tell at all. - Oh, good.
- Okay. Do you want to walk it? - Why not?
What do you mean?
...Stella.
One patients has this little butterfly tattoo at the bottom of his back.
Right, I thought I said "Alan."
but I think it's "nail the receptionist" time.
I've never seen that before in my life.
And that's what happened when I met...
and then go shopping?
So by the time the fifth session came around...
Can I borrow your copy?
My receptionist.
My social calendar
We've talked about this.
And that, kids, is how you turn a "no" into a "yes."
- Oh, Plan 9 From Outer Space? - No, the worst movie...
I thought you said "Alan."
Okay. Let's go. Taxi!
I went down there and checked her out for myself.
Okay. You want to, uh... go on a a two-minute date with me?
- Barney... - I...
I'll let her know.
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