Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and then a few weeks went by, and all of a sudden...

Worst movie-going experience ever.

I am so sorry that I am late.

I'm sorry, did I accidentally oprima numero dos when I called?

Wendy: Eggplant parmesean. - Thanks.

I got four sessions left.

Folliculaphilia.

Hi. Ted Mosby for Dr. Zinman.

But it's no big deal. Don't worry about it.

But, really, my only free time is the two minutes I get for lunch, so...

Just last night, I sat through the worst movie ever made.

- I said "yes" eventually. - No, you didn't.

easily digestible.

Everyone probably sounds like that.

When they're rude to you, hang up the phone.

Ted, your perfect woman...

I think it's time to find a new gang.

What, no, you have me confused with someone else.

a terrible... terrible secret.

What? Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no,

All this time you were, uh, you were supposed to say no, but you didn't...

I'm going to turn that "no" into a "yes."

Abby, I've told you before.

Okay. See? We're getting to know each other.

Oh, my God, this is worse than the laser.