Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Ted, I found your book. - What?

I've had so much fun these last ten weeks.

I think I can be late just once.

I am too busy to waste my time...

I don't believe you, Doctor.

We're trying to make a movie in 15 seconds.

You can't turn a "no" into a "yes," Ted. Can't be done.

I see people reading that on the subway and I just want to shout,

I have, like, two minutes for lunch everyday. It's crazy.

That wasn't so bad, right? No lengthy, awkward silences.

Yeah, well, I can handle pain.

My mom was wrong. There are nice guys in New York.

I-I don't understand.

Here's to nine more great sessions.

That's not the plan.

This is far from over.

What do you mean?

No. I like Stella.

Ted, every little boy wants to grow up to nail the doctor or the lawyer.

I only have time for one most important person in my life, and that's Lucy.

I think that's great, Ted.

I'm "Stairway to Heaven."

But I understand that you really don't have time right now, but if you ever do,

There's alcohol in here.

At first she seemed great, beautiful, smart, way out of your league.