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The third session we both spoke nothing but French.
Hi, I'd like to see Dr. Zinman, please.
But then, I overheard this conversation.
Lower back butterfly tattoo, you're up.
I'll bet anyone ten bucks I can get Ted to grow a moustache.
If you don't believe me, it's playing down at the Pamela Theater.
There's got to be an angle I'm not seeing.
Your book The Power of Me. I think you accidentally dropped it in the garbage.
Magic's not lame.
Even the waiting room of a tattoo removal clinic.
Taxi!
"Get a life, people!"
You're like a knight.
But you just said, "Abby is...?"
Ranjit: Hello!
- 15 seconds. The movie's started. - Nah, previews. We'll be fine.
- I seriously only have two minutes... - I know.
I am so sorry that you thought that was a date.
Look, I would love to have a second date, I would.
- That's ridiculous. - Is it?
I said that I would stop biting my nails, and kablam-ey.
Um, Dr. Zinman, Ted's here.
Can you stop talking about your other patients?!
I mean, she has really not stopped talking about you.
That's total crap.
I want to see her!
So we are very close to getting...
It can happen anywhere.
What, you're married?
No, no, no, no!
What?
That's like 120 seconds.