Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know your problem? You're too sweet.

Sloppy Joe, shrimp cocktail and a milk shake.

to decide whether or not she's going to sleep with a guy?

I just wish that I could get her to quit smoking, you know?

So what grade's your daughter in?

Oh, Abby, did my hypnotherapist call yet?

What's the big secret?!

is movie night with the girls once a month when I can get a sitter.

- Third grade. - Ah! That's a good year.

This is going to hurt a little.

Last two-minute date I had gave me a daughter.

Please don't do that. Please.

380 West 22nd? That's...

What? What is it?

I'm complex. I require...

Uh, how do you want to do this?

Describe your first 8.3 seconds with Stella.

- Ted, you're a really nice guy... - Oh, no.

But, no. You owe me ten bucks.

My bed was broken. I just have to make sure they fixed it.

He doesn't deserve another chance." But I forgive you!

Aren't you going to see the doctor about that mole?

Folliculaphilia?

Sure, what's it regarding?

No, no, look right here. "From the personal library of Ted Mosby"

I checked the transcript.

We're talking ten weeks from now.

Hey, put that away. Tonight's on me.

- But, baby, you love biting your nails. - I know, but I'm doing this for Ted.

My wife's always getting on me about my dry elbows.