Ten Sessions - How I Met Your Mother [S03E13]

Do you speak English?

I'm going to stop biting my nails.

My bread and butter.

It's called "presenting."

Irregular?

I am so sorry that I am late.

Why? Just why?

I'm gonna ask her out and,

Lesbian?

Sir, please don't yell at me,

I'm dying here, woman!

My receptionist.

I'm good.

Worst movie ever.

but I think it's "nail the receptionist" time.

and then go on a shopping spree?

Wow, Roger Daltrey just rolled over in his grave.

Manos: Hands of Fate.

would you like to have dinner with me?

So what grade's your daughter in?

You can do whatever you set your mind to.

Have a shrimp.

How I Met Your Mother 3x13 - Ten Sessions

Hold on, I gotta pee.

"Get a life, people!"