Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and it wasn't always easy.

I don't know. That guy.

- You ready for this? - For what?

Wait. "Everyone"?

But he's clean, open to criticism and not into anything too weird.

This explains why I was always so awesome at basketball.

But like super buff, like in Cape Fear.

[Ted Narrating] Eventually the strangest afternoon of our lives...

He's gonna say 'A re you finished? ' more times than a waiter at a busy restaurant."

- So, Ted. - Hmm?

Some of the senior partners are really getting up there.

into what I'm pretty sure is a tantric sex temple.

With her new hippie husband Clint.

Sorry. African-American.

Man, I thought I was a light-skinned Caucasian...

I was all, like...

until you can escape from your humdrum lives by hearing how awesome mine is.

I'm not lying to our kids.

"Dear Liz, I hope it didn't sound like I was trying to oversell Ted.

I hit 6'4" in the fifth grade, and then I just stopped.