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Real classy, James. Real classy.
- Mom... - And Sam Gibbs wasn't the mayor.
- Oh, did he get the clothes I sent him? - Check it.
[Laughing]
[Crowd Cheering]
Just give me a second. Okay?
Dad, look how fast I can run.
Wait, wait.
- I suppose you have a problem with the Easter Bunny too. - Not now.
Dad, you're not looking.
- Mom, who's my dad? - [TV: Applause]
[Barney] I was so awesome...
And I love doing that for you.
You said Liz was a total 10.
and it always made him feel incomplete.
- Huh? Oh! - Ah!
You're just too scared to face the truth.
That is my younger brother, Barney.
How about we just go wildly to both extremes...
[Clears Throat]
- That last bump just made me hit "send." - No, no.
- What's wrong? - I don't wanna talk about it.
packing up your mom's house?
Hey, it's a picture of you and me when we were little kids.
It's like three of the same guy.
- I thought you said that he wa... - Stop. Come on.
Oh, you know, how funny you are.
Yeah, that's just what Santa needs at 3:00 a.m...
and give him cough medicine until he passed out.
Coach cut him from the team, and Mom fed him that story so he'd feel better.
Love, Postmaster General."