Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He tells me the salary, and I wanted to kick his ass.
I think maybe he just gets frustrated, you know?
Jews and Italians dance in circles.
I have to talk to Jimmy. This is crazy.
I need a Cobra Hammerhead!
- Shut up! - Shut up, you!
Okay, I can do it holding on.
You like this house? It's a very good house.
...convinced them that it'd be a great idea to call their restaurant...
Eddie and his bonehead ideas.
GIVE ME YOUR PEE-PEE
This is for you. It is a...
- It was an emergency. - You shouldn't be here.
Why does everything have to be your way?
Hey, that's mine!
Tune her out. Tune her out.
I'll have a talk with my pee pee.
I don't remember it having batteries, but I'm sure that it's fine.
I don't care. I ain't pooping in that thing. I got my standards.
I see my tired baby sitting there, and I know he's got to get up early.
They better not be using my HBO
Other than that, how did you like it?
Come on, twist.
...Julie is a girl and you are a boy, okay?
The biggest problem I got is squinting my eyes all day.
How about him?
Does that make you happy?
Yes, you are my prisoner!
Want to think about getting toys in here?
Oh, hi.
- What are you doing? - I'm sorry.
Anything you need, ask.
Let me in, baby. Let me in.
- You know what it is? - Get a load of those eyebrows.
If your mother doesn't stop bossing me around, I'll never be a good dad.
Every two weeks he calls Mollie for money.
I'll make up the couch! Yes!
GG
Mr. Toilet Man eats your doo doo and your pee pee.
Now Daddy has an account with Corporate Pilots.
Fine. Don't have a cow.
I'm not taking him to the park anymore!
Hi, honey.
Hey! My friend's back.
Is it in the tub, maybe? Did she break it off?
You know what he did? He picked up a crack pipe.
That is it. I have had it with this park!
And you can potty too Yes, you
- This one? - No penis.
I can't believe this! What a big boy! Good boy.
I don't care. We should be out having fun.
Then I had this flash of having kids and the kids making that face.
Since I married, I haven't flown. I'll never work for an airline.
All right, take Julie. Go see Daddy. Go see Daddy.
Stop!
It's Saturday at 10:00, and we're here with our 10-40s.
- The news always upsets you. - Forget the news.
- For what? - Because I'm taking him to baby gym.
When you want to take a whiz, you do...
Yeah, I'm fine. I just wish James would get here, so I can go to work.
Intellectually it takes at least three dates to know somebody.
Yes! Yes!
I miss you so much.
...who'd rather sell their toes than get up and walk a block.
Rona, this is my brother, Stuart.
Pull over. I can walk faster than this.
Always works.
Everybody together. Who am I talking to here?
It's okay.
Yes, like that. Fine.
But eventually you have a heart attack. Jump up and down like that.
Who the hell is that?
Or, "How'd you like that movie?" It's just this face that says:
A penis.